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Our justice system, it turns out, works a lot like a loyalty program. The more often you interact with it, the more points you seem to collect. You don’t even need to sign up. Just make one bad decision — or be in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong name —… Read more

Jailhouse Cuisine: Fine Dining on Less Than a Dollar

They say you do not truly appreciate food until you do time. That is when you learn that nutrition is optional, seasoning is a luxury, and mystery meat is not just a figure of speech. Prison meals are built on one principle. Keep it cheap. With budgets often under a dollar per meal per person,… Read more

Crime is Harder Than It Looks

People love the idea of the mastermind criminal, the kind that pulls off a high-stakes heist and disappears into the sunset with a fortune. Hollywood makes it seem like crime is a shortcut to success, quick, exciting, and rewarding. The reality? It is usually poor planning, terrible execution, and a guaranteed trip to jail. The… Read more

The Faces I Can’t Forget

Somewhere along the way, I stopped counting the years. It is easier that way. If you start measuring time in too much detail, you start thinking about how much of your life has been spent behind these walls. Just like them. The difference is, I get to go home at the end of my shift.… Read more

⭐☆☆☆☆ – Would Not Recommend

Prison Name: [Undisclosed Location]Reviewer: Former Guest (Against My Will) Check-In Process – ⭐☆☆☆☆ One expects a certain level of bureaucratic inefficiency upon entering an institution of this nature, but even my low expectations were brutally beaten into submission upon arrival. The check-in process, which I foolishly assumed might involve some level of formal hospitality, instead… Read more